Fag Buffer
something that sits between two men at a restaurant, movie, or in a car. can be a female or a tub of popcorn. the buffer prevents anyone from thinking the two males are “h-m-s” and might be dating. sometimes the f-g buffer is actually a front so that two f-gs can go out and still be perceived as straight. the f-g buffer usually gets a good meal, a movie and collects a lot of material for later extortion.
i went out with bob and gene last night and had to play f-g buffer all evening. straight men are so childish!
a kid named terrin. s that when he was little his mom jumped over the dam border to get his little -ss cause he is straight out of mexico the word f-gbuffer was made well i guess when i made it up to make fun of his stinky -ss
hes gay and mexican and stinks like beans and dirt
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