fag militia


the small militant faction of h-m-s-xuals at your place of school, hobby, work, or any other local scene. lead by the f-ggot captain. their soul pourpose is to mob you with gayness wherever you go relentlesly until you kill them or join their ranks. the f-g militia takes no prisoners.
there is no award holding f-g militia to be emphasized over another. you know when you see them and you can feel them coming.

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