Fag Phantom


when your in thought or in task (whatever it may be) and suddenly interupted by a harsh racing thought of a vision or wierd thought about the same s-x and you know it is not you because you are a hetros-xual. you blame it on your f-g phantom.
yeah i was in deep thought of this one beautiful chick and then a picture of next door bob was in my head while i was getting my money…d-mn that f-g phantom.

i was kissing my girl last night and my uncles name popped in my head. like im gonna think about my uncle while im trying to get to third base… that d-mn f-g phantom

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