Fagatron
megatron’s less popular gay brother.
megatron: hey f-gatron go get me a beer.
f-gatron: do you want me to come over there and kick your derriere?
megatron: wow, your the gayest.
a play on the transformer megatrons name. generally used in a derogatory sense
your such a f-gatron
the un-talked about h-m-s-xual brother of optimus prime and megatron; transforms into a prius.
megatron: “die optimus!”
f-gatron: “heeey guys, i’m here!”
optimus: “oh god its f-gatron.”
megatron: “i thought we killed him!”
someone who display robotic h-m-s-xual behaviour.
did you see that robot on dr. who? he was such a f-gatron
usually a creepy mexican that wears hollister polo’s and puma sneakers. has spiky gelled hair and horrifically plucked eyebrows. may also wear over sized belt buckles and make s-xual innuendos n-body understands.
“watch your -ss’s f-gatron is coming!”
a whack -ss ride. vehicle that, if transformed into an autobot/decpticon, would resemble a very h-m-s-xual piece of machinery.
ben’s motor scooter is a f-gatron, it seriously tried to hump my acura just a couple minutes ago.
megatron’s younger sibling who was born without a megap-n-s and only the ability to transform into a metal flower. because of his physical deformities f-gatron was kept in the tron family bas-m-nt for the majority of his childhood by his parents david and gloria tron. after years of abuse and overshadowing from his older brother he broke out of the tron family’s bas-m-nt and started the “h-m-s-xual robotics foundation”. after excessive interest from a number of gay roboticists and creepy middle aged men insisting upon ‘test driving’ the new models; f-gatron decided to rename the -ssociation “the foundation for h-m-s-xual robotic pride and acceptance”. the foundation did well and f-gatron earned a substantial living as the president and was happy for the first time in his life. but fate shortly ripped that glimmer of hope away from him when his brother was murdered whilst trying to take over the world with an army of clones. it was later discovered that optimus prime was to blame for megatron’s death but he was never brought to justice. f-gatron became unable to cope with the loss and shortly ended his life by shooting himself with a blaster rifle in the b-tt.
hey! look! its…its…… f-gatron!!!!!
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