fagnostic


confused of your s-xuality. used in the movie “say it isn’t so”.
“i believe the term you used was f-gnostic. or maybe it was ‘that f-ckin h-m-‘”
from the roots f-g- meaning gay and agnostic meaning indifferent. a person who is f-gnostic isn’t really gay, but isn’t really opposed to the idea. most f-gnostics are closet cases or ‘three beer queers.’ also, refer to ‘hipster.’
co-worker #1 “look there’s jim, i heard that he’s gay, someone saw todd blowing him at the christmas party.”

co-worker #2 “no, jim’s just f-gnostic, he’ll take oral from anyone when he’s drunk, he’s got a girlfriend in canada.”
a person who denies he is gay because everyone -ssumes that he is.
“bruce, you can’t make out with todd, and then tell me you are a f-gnostic!”
a smug, strident, hypocritical atheist who demands proof and evidence of g-d’s existence while cowering behind the disingenuous label of “agnosticism” to avoid his/her own burden of proof.

a weak, cowardly, closeted atheist.
noun: f-gnostic, f-gnostics, f-gnosticism
adjective: f-gnostic, f-gnosticized

“anti-theist, f-gnostic bigots.”
“friends don’t let friends get f-gnosticized.”
“this is your brain on f-gnosticism… any questions?”
(n.): 1. a person who claims that “being gay is a choice”

2. someone who has yet to realize they are gay
1. “being gay is immoral and unnatural!” shouted the f-gnostic fundamentalist.

2. sure he may be a practicing f-gnostic now, but he dresses well, has several key mannerisms, and watches musicals and glee. he’ll soon wake up with the realization that he likes c-ck.
a h-m-s-xual man whom refuses to believe in the advantage of length or girth over the other.
agame is f-gnostic, and can’t decide which of his former boyfriends was better in bed.
1) someone who is just so unbelievably gay or strange that it is ridiculous.

2) any emotion
that guy with his hip popped out in his picture is so f-gnostic.

her boyfriend is so f-gnostic that he wants to be a girl.

her mood is always so f-gnostic!

eww that’s so f-gnostic!

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