fagpotle loafer
someone who spends most of their time loafing in front of the chipotle in bethesda. it doesn’t matter what time of day or what day of the week, they will always be there. it’s just gay. first of all you have to be r-t-rded to hang out there b/c the cops have the place on live surveillance since they are too lazy to walk two blocks from their station to actually guard the place. (little side note: the cops are never there when you actually need them i.e. when someones getting robbed or sketchb-lls are har-ssing you. they only come to bust teenage drunkards.)
if you p-ss by, you will likely see f-gpotle loafers:
smoking cigarettes
loafing for a period of over 5 hours
having softcore s-x on the public benches
ppl intimidating but not scr-ppin
55 year old losers buying kids beer and droping it off via bicycle
25 year old pedos hooking up with 15 year old wh-r-s
asking random ppl if they wana score bud
(on occasion there will be ppl who come up to you and ask if you want free bud..this means they want to rape you)
and of course, drunk r-t-rded b-tches making a scene on friday night
even if you offer these ppl something better to do they refuse to budge if your offer is not in location within a few blocks.
f-gpotle loafer: lets head on down to chipotle and score some 40’s dogg!
normal person: id rather not, i usually have someone i know well buy me alcohol. i could call him right now, he could give us a ride, and we can all stay over at his place.
f-gpotle loafer: nah ur good
normal person: you’re a f-ggot dude
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