fagtrack
1. the track surrounding any swimming pool.
2. any place where shirtless men in running shorts jog lightly while watching you work out.
3. the track in any rap song where an auto-tuner is used.
1. i swear, i can’t work out for 10 minutes without getting mugged from the f-gtrack.
2. brock enjoyed his brisk morning with a quick stroll around the f-gtrack.
3. t. pain wrecked it on that f-gtrack!
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