fahlèn
a rare t-tle awarded in the event of birth of a bad motherf-cker; a potential “nick-name” worn only with all its glory. it’s a name of honour, as much as a statement of awesomeness, worn only by the worthy individuals. it is exclusively awarded to a man with following traits: generally considered handsome & somewhat of a prodigy, mind-blowingly charming, intellectual, talented, popularly described as a perfectly shaped bad-ss motherf-cker with the gift of game.
usually paired with the male name of ancient roman origin; emil.
amongst t-tle-winners are men such as: samuel leroy jackson, john fitzgerald kennedy, vladimir vladimirovitj putin and major robert henry cain vc (awarded the victoria cross 6th of december 1944).
nurse: “congratulations with the newborn! oh, look at that baby boy, he’s gifted…”
father: “honey, we should name him emil fahlèn”
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