fail bomb


a device, machine, or other construct that will inevitably fail, given enough time, and that will be devastating in the amount of fail it causes when it does.
this 1 tb ssd is worth by far more than the rest of my entire computer, but it’s a ticking failbomb.
when a bomb dosent go off when u expect it to, u go up to the bomb and it explodes next 2 u, killling u and then being called fail ur self although no 1 figures out that it is the bombs fault
person1: av u heard bout this lad that got killed by a bomb
person2: ye wot about it
person1: he went right next 2 it cos it didn’t blow up when he wanted
person2: wot a r-t-rd
person1: it was the bombs fault aswell, it should av gone off
person2: guess so fail bomb

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