Fail Cannon
1. a monicker for the fn fal (fusil automatique léger), a belgian gun used since the 1950s. its status as the “fail cannon” stems from its use in the first person shooter modern warfare 2. the gun is the only -ssault rifle in the game that is neither automatic nor three round burst, and sports a much smaller clip and horrible iron sights. as a result of these deficiencies, the gun typically fires fail towards enemies. some really good players use it as a personal handicap to keep the game challenging for themselves.
2. any object not suitable to the task it is being used for.
spectator: how did you just go 4 and 18 on highrise? oh…you were using the fail cannon, i should have known.
guy who needs help: can you help me hammer this nail into the wall?
guy #2: yeah, try trading in that fail cannon for a real hammer.
a blast to the face by seriously scr-w-ng up
dude? you seriously forgot your girlfriends name?
failcannon
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