Failamanjaro


1. in the video game halo 2, failing to achieve a killamanjaro.

2. also in the video game halo 2, being killed 7 times in 30 seconds.
“billy was often the victim of a failamanjaro when he played halo 2 with his friends.”
failing almost as much as an epic fail
guy 1: “dude did you see that guy epically fail”
guy 2: “that wasn’t an epic fail. that was a failamanjaro.”

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