failbait

the subject of a potential relationship that, if pursued, would only result in failure and drama. usually female, but can also be male.

failbait will typically be impartial to or encourage a relationship, usually under inconvenient circ-mstances. the relationship will end poorly, if it even gets off the ground.

similar in usage to jailbait, but without the underage or incarceration aspect. since going to jail would be considered a failure in most circles, jailbait is a more specific form of failbait.

failbait differs from c-cktease in that the subject isn’t intentionally malicious or deceiving.
what? she likes you now, after all these years? she’s failbait… she doesn’t know what she wants.

she’s with a new guy every month. don’t fall for that failbait.

dude, you already have a hot girlfriend who understands you. why are you obsessing over failbait?
an attractive woman that goes to bars for the free drinks only. she has no intention of calling or f-cking the guys that buy her drinks.
don’t bother talking to her, that chick never puts out. she’s just failbait.
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dude i wish failbait would be f-ckin released already! or he should at least play it in his shows!
1.) a person…(most likely a female) who is bound to get u into a f-cked up situation

2.) a girl (under 21) who gets drunk and can’t handle her alcohol
ie
rudy:”so i heard u were chillen w/ smashely las night.”

foote:”yeh she f-cken projectile vomited all over me cuz!”

rudy:”dude that chicks total f-cken fail bait….what’d u think was gonna happen?”
girls under the age of 17 who try to be jailbait, but can’t pull it off. such as a 14 year old 200 pound girl who wears tight shirts, mini skirts and shows way too much flab.
dude, did you see jessica today? she looks like a m-ffin in clothing..its disgusting! failbait to the max.
any action, person, or situation that is destined to fail.
did you see that poor guy trying to pick up the hot chick? failbait!

that nerdy guy has failbait written all over him!

don’t go to creamfields this weekend, the lineup sucks. it’s totally failbait.
a cute girl who appears to be under 18 and whom would be cl-ssified as jail bait but in actuality is older than 18.
bob: dude that cute chick is total jailbait. jack: umm she’s actually 20. bob: man that’s failbait!