Failgasmic
an adjective describing:
1: an idea so utterly stupid/hazardous that it must be done.
2: an idea of a friend’s that is so incredibly stupid and will obviously end in embarr-ssment/injury that you have to watch it be acted out.
3: an action that is a failure of -rg-smic proportions.
1: dumb-ss guy: “dude, let’s shoot some bb guns at these sodas we’ve been shaking all day.”
other dumb-ss:”that could be the most failgasmic thing i’ve ever heard gimmee some bbs”
2: your buddy jeff: “hey bro im gonna ride this bobsled down 3 flights of stairs!”
you: “that failosophy is so failgasmic that it would be criminal not to videotape it for my youtube channel”
3:something akin to getting expelled from kindergarten.
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