Failitis
a disease where one epically fails. as of 8-16-10, there is no cure of failitis. the senseis of the awkward silence academy are currently trying to find a cure.
he totally has failitis
failitis- root word: fail. a common term used to describe a human being having multiple fails in a small span of time.
“dude, i just failed my test. i got dumped by my girlfriend, i tripped down the stairs, and i stepped in dog sh-t!! all today!!” said the failure
“failitis… you have obtained failitis!!! dont come near me!!”
(2nd guy flees the room to avoid contamination)
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