failslut
a person who would be defined as a sl-t, except their promiscuous attempts are in vain.
person 1: dude, that girl’s saggy t-ts are almost hanging out for everyone to see. she leaves nothing up to the imagination!
person 2: …which is ironic, because she isn’t getting any. what a failsl-t lololol
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1)gail and jason 2)too smitten to put into words gail is ridiculously happy at how smitten her and jason are with each other.
- ride the pine
the action of not being actively involved in whatever sport whose team you are on. being benched by the coach for poor athletic ability coach mcgirk told tommy to ride the pine after missing his 3rd lay-up.