failson



white, middle-cl*ss, male, useless people—who have just enough family context to not be crushed by poverty.
felix, the failson of the family, goes downstairs at thanksgiving, briefly mumbles, ‘hi,’ everyone asks him how community college is going, he mumbles something about a 2.0 average, goes back upstairs with a loaf of bread and some peanut b*tter, and gets back to gaming and masturbating.

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