failster


an individual who tries to be “gangsta” by wearing their jeans at the approximate height of their knees (this is barely exaggerated), and insists on listening to their ipod with one ear bud at extraordinarily high volumes. this individual will also speak in a dialect consisting of many “dawgs” and “wudups” and “n-gg-s”and “grills” that is only understood by other failsters. furthermore, most failsters are of high school and college age, as they have yet to figure out how to grow up.
marcus is such a failster, so i bought him a belt to hold up his failster pants so they don’t fall down on him again like they did last thursday.

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