Fair Haven


a rather rich, suburb, near the jersey sh-r-, consists of many surfer brahs, skaters, -ssholes, parents who want there kids to have a “good education” and cool dudes. fair haven is a small town with a lot of chill people. there is a minor goth crowd that can cover up the warm atmosphere, but they are rarely acknowledged and don’t contribute to the town in any way shape or form. in fair haven you may often find a group of kids walking around with a water bottle filled with vodka, looking for a place to chill. you will often find a rather large group crowded around the krauwsers parking lot on any given weekend night. you will realize your in fair haven when you meet the cops there, who dont let you go 5 mph above the speed limit and who often take young kids bikes away for not wearing a helmet, simply because they have nothing better to do. in fair haven you will rarely come across a mexican unless they are hired to clean someone’s house. on the other hand there is a rather small black population, who brings a little “ghettoness” to the small town. another popular place in fair haven is umbertos aka “sc-m” due to its dirty atmosphere, where you will be sure to meet silvio, he’s pretty chill. but the real heart of fair haven is brought out by the people who live there. they love to party and have a good time.
on your way down to florida for spring break stop by fair haven where the livins easy.
the neck, west island, the center, the docks, bridge street, fhs (castle), the skate park near the bijou, skip and mels, 7-11, the middle school at the dump, fun town
i live in faia-haven
a small town where everyone knows everyone else and their business. there are 3 elemntry schools and one middle school. no girls like each other and if they do, their probally faking it. its like a town of telephone and the by the time the last person hears it, its not what you said at all. everyone’s rich and stuckup and worried about everyoen else. west island is where its at in the summer. the cheerleaders think theyre all that and a bag of chips but voc. is better. the boys think theyre mad tough and such gangsters but as soon as the cross the bridge the suddenly forget what that is. its a twon of a bucnh of fake people. the population of fairhaven is 7 and you probally have had the same kids in your cl-ss since you were in pre-k. kids that go to voc. are smart to get away. trust me, youd want to get away. but honestlyy it’s not half bad and people know how to have a good time.
i think i’m better than you because im from fairhaven
small town near new bedford, filled with banks and fast food joints, the fort, high school, skate park, thats it, pretty wack.
sh-t pops off in fairhaven

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