fair lawn, nj


town of about 30 something,000 people. prodominately russian and italian. lots of good looking young girls roam the streets. could use more of a nightlife and shopping centers. borders paterson. is about 15 minutes from nyc and is within 5-10 minutes of the garden state plaza and a few other malls. local highways are rt. 20, 46, 80, 17, 4, 208, garden state parkway exits 156-161. home to giovanni’s deli.
i was in fair lawn, nj and ended up in paterson.

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