fairy tale divorce
a fairy tale divorce is something that a man and woman both might hear about from their friends, and to each the term has a fundamentally different connotation. to a male, a fairy tale divorce implies an escape from a marriage with only minor fiscal, physical, and emotional losses. to a female, a fairy tale divorce means that ex-hubbie decided that a good divorce lawyer was a luxury he could not afford.
charlie : so rich are how did it work out with the lawyers?
richard : she got the house, but i got the car and the camp.
charlie : you know you got off pretty lucky on this one.
richard : yeah, i can’t deny it f-ckin’ fairy tale divorce as far as i’m concerned.
charlie : she let you off pretty easy for all that scr-w-ng around.
richard : yep, stupid and big t-ts that’s what i married her for. hopefully, she finds a nice rich dude who enjoys watching desparate housewives and listening to her talk about the joys of teaching 3rd grade.
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