fairy woman
1: an imaginary girlfriend who is a construct of a young man’s imagination, especially fantasy nerds. a variation of this is sp-ce woman, where a sci-fi geek will invent a girlfriend that does not exist anywhere but in their head.
2: the alternate spelling, “faerie woman” is used to describe a female geek or nerd who knows a lot about the mythology of the celts and or the british isles. the inference is that she knows too much about faeries to be a genuine human.
1(a): i’m worried about neville, his girlfriend seems too much like a fairy woman to be real. he needs to get out more.
1(b): fogle: sounds like your girlfriend’s a fairy woman.
cedric: her kisses are magical.
fogle: dude, i mean that she isn’t real. get a life.
2: gee, mary’s a faerie woman. she reads so many irish folk tale books that it’s scaring me!
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