Faisel Jaffer


a toronto urban myth, supposedly a large half man half bear that breathes fire and has the ability to manipulate your mind in a way similar to large quant-ties of lsd. supposedly has fought a pack of wolves, a tiger, a lion, and the three bears simultaneously. also said to have survived being hit by a moving truck, the truck was destroyed, he didn’t have a scratch.
i’m sick of hearing all these stupid exaggerated stories about “faisel jaffer” clearly he didn’t do any of this stuff, and clearly hes not a real person

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