faith fucking
abstinent form of s-x; aka “dry-humping”; in which two christian individuals m-st-rb-t- each other through clothing and/or other barriers. allows -rg-sm(s) while keeping chast-ty and virginity intact. usually done with one’s “faith partner in christ.”
kelsey regained interest in her church’s youth group after she discovered that her fellow christian youth enjoyed group faith f-cking.
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