Faithsturbating


this is a practice of religious people who publicly make religious opinion based -ssertions and/or quote verses from their holy book in order to re-ssure themselves in their religious beliefs, especially around other believers. this often happens in online forums, where religious people gather.

masturbating your faith beliefs in public.
the god believers were quoting scripture and repeating catch phrases from their “holy” book and generally faithsturbating all over each other. it was hilarious hearing them actually believe the fairy tales in their bronze age folklore

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