fake baked


the state of feeling high similar to the effects of marijuana, except after smoking fake weed, or fweed.
wanna get fake baked? i’m still on probation so i can’t smoke the real stuff.
sunless tanning in a booth (not spray on or lotion).
look how red she is, its january, she obviously fake-baked.

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