Fake Baller


one who lives beyond their means, a fraud who rolls with expensive clothes to try and look like a baller when in fact they work part time in the apple store and don’t even have enough money to buy lunch.

one who also thinks they are a big shot when they clearly are not, trying to freeload on nights out off of other people.
“arrrrrgh maaaate i’m broke as a joke!” (but still wearing all saints trousers) – that is a fake baller!

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