Fake Cowboy
what 90% of the people who dress like cowboys are. they’re usually spotted buying a t-shirt that says “cowboy” in wal-mart, or walking around like they’re at the top of society when in reality they’re just low-life rednecks trying to be something they’re not. characteristics of these idiots include wearing a cowboy hat everywhere they go, huge belt buckles, not doing any real ranch work, and the like.
the midwest is overrun with fake cowboys.
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