fake rocker


your fake rocker is a person whow dresses up jeans and a checkered skirt, plays the acoustic guitar, doesn’t party after 10 pm at night and only sings/plays/listens to pop rock from the 50s-70s era and thinks the proclaimers is hardcore rock.
and all the fake rockers started bobbing to elvis and thought they were the world’s best dancer.

time for bed it’s getting late

bah fake rockers it’s only 10pm.

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