Fake Shot
when you have a hole in your bullet proof vest ahead of time and pretend to be shot by a j-panese whaling vessel, as seen on whale wars.
dude 1: did you see that episode of whale wars when the captain got shot?
dude 2: yeah, that was h-lla fake. that fool was fake shot…he had a hole in his bullet proof vest, but no hole in his shirt.
dude 1: h-lls yeah. homeboy thought he was biggie smalls.
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