Fake Tank


when a sober person pretends to be drunk and p-ss-out while telling everyone they’re a lightweight.
dude 1: dude wake up you p-ssy! how much did you have, a sniff of it?
dude 2: i actually had something in my cup unlike you.
dude 1: -pretends to fall over on dude 2 spilling his kool-aid in the process-
dude 2: nice fake tank douche bag
dude 1: im so drunk!!

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