fakebook status


when a fake status is published on facebook to create an idea to the online community that you’re doing something that you’re actually not.
it’s typically used to further and backup a lie told
to a parent/significant other/ friend or even enemy.
i need to update a fakebook status so my mom
doesn’t catch me at this party.

my girlfriend thinks i’m with my grandma so i posted a fakebook status to confirm it.. i hope she doesn’t find out i’m really getting her a surprise bday present.

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