Fakespeare
that which is uttered that doth sound of the bard but cometh not of his pen.
(fake + shakespeare = fakespeare)
1) fakespeare of the punning style, such as this richard-iii-esque line: “now is the winter of our disco tent.”
2) fakespeare of the “d-mn, i’ve forgotten my line” style, such as: “the king wears heels; yet o! i know not why.”
one who thinks themselves a great writer, while in reality, is literate at best.
fake+shakespeare=fakespeare
stephen king can sell as many books as he wants, but to me he’ll always be a fakespeare.
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