Fakethiest


a person who claims to be an athiest so as to appear smarter or rebellious by questioning organized religion, yet when december 25th comes around, they want to know where their christmas presents are. often make fun of g-d by calling him “the magic sky fairy” to try to get under the skin of christains.
andrew is such a fakethiest, he’ll talk smack about someone who believes in g-d, but gave people a list of things he’d like for christmas.

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