falafel it

1) a) reference to the act of using a loofah, or as bill o’reilly called them in another dizzin’ display of his cultural ig-knowledge, a falafel, as a s-xually arousing device to increase pleasure either before, during, or after s-x, perhaps mainly used during shower or bath time s-xual encounters and with soap to increase lubrication/decrease the abr-ssiveness of the ‘falafel’. b) it is possible to falafel something on someones elses body with your own body or foreign object in a humours s-xual/nons-xual/nonserious/playful manner. this is better described by example below.

this is even funnier when you think of how much of a womanizing skeezey douchbag bill o’reilly is.

2) it has also had recent application to the act of bending the facts, or ignoring them all together, in a biased, childish, non-professional manner during a report, rant or debate in a non-humorous manner, often exciting contempt for the person performing the ‘falafeling’, e.g. the o’rielly factor

also has the same effect with falafeling, falafeled, falafelly, etc
1) a) i covered her whole body with soap using her loofa. but when she placed my hand & the loofa between hers legs and said ‘falafal it, baby!’ i knew there was no way to get this dirty girl clean.
b) francis had me in a headlock as i was trying to lay her drunk a$$ on the bed, pulling me into her chest. after failing to escape her grib several times, she told me i needed a new plan, and that i should try ‘to falafel it’. (this is diction, you can -ssume all you want about the connotation).

2) dude, falafel it all you want, but the facts are facts.