falaphilia
1. obsessive fascination with ground spiced chickpeas shaped into b-lls and fried.
2. erotic attraction to or s-xual contact with garbanzo beans, coriander, and c-min.
3. an abnormal fondness for being in the presence of middle eastern foods. also called taboulehmania, hummulingus.
4. s-xual contact with or erotic desire for a falafel.
so anyway, i’d be rubbing your b–bs and getting your nipples really hard, kinda’ kissing your neck from behind, and then i would take the other hand with the falafel thing and i’d put it on your p-ssy but you’d have to do it really light, just kind of a tease business….
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