Falcon Jab


the act of creeping up behind someone, preferably sitting at a desk, and jabbing a claw-shaped hand between the collarbone and shoulder blade with falcon-like speed and precision.
‘dude, you just falcon jabbed the sh-t out of me!!!’

‘did you just falcon jab that kid over there? i think he’s dead.’

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