Falentine
a b-st-rdization of the word valentine. meant to show deep love and enduring affection for a close friend on saint valentine’s day. usually used to refer to only close friends, commonly when there is an absence of a valentine in users life.
malia i love having you in my life and dearly value our relationship. i love you very much so please, please, please hurry back to seattle, olympia is just too far. 🙂 oh and will you be my falentine. mike xoxo
fel-in-tine
like valentine, however a ‘friend valentine’ in a non-romantic way.
alice: happy valentine’s day abby, will you be my falentine?
abby: i’d love to!
the ultimate level of friend zoned.
joe: bruh gaby just asked me to be her valentine!
bob: uhhh, no. she said falentine. you know, valentine but as friends? you got the ultimate friend zone.
joe: … bye.
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