Falfungus
a town in south texas in which the inhabitants lack or posses an extra pair of chromosomes.it can be expected that upon obtaining a drug test, that the person tested will indeed be positive for numerous illegal substances.it is also understood that a falfungite female will surely have atleast 3 snotty nosed kids(all from different sperm donors) on medicaid before the age of 14.it is also a given that any falfungite will have a minimum of 2 s-xually transmitted diseases.
nurse:doctor!!! should we get a drug/std test on this patient?
doctor: no its not necessary he/she is from falfungus so we can automatically expect a positive drug or std screen.just get out the strongest antibiotics known to man and give him/her alot of it.
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