false 11:11
it’s when someone whose intention is to wish on 11:11 accidentally wishes too early or too late. is usually accompanied by harsh consequences, such as having wishes denied. similar to an epic fail.
person 1: “i just made a wish, i hope it comes true!”
person 2: “dude, it’s 11:09. that’s a false 11:11.”
person 1: “what the f-ck does that mean?”
person 2: “it means that your wish ain’t coming true. so in your case, sorry, but you still have syphilis.”
person 1: “stop reading my diary.”
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