False Bang
(n) a phrase deriving from flash bang, one would use this phrase as a response to a false statement said by another
because a flash bang is loud and surprising, a false bang should only be used in a situation in which the statement said is barely false, resulting in the false bang being a surprise to the other person
“why are you on the floor?”
“cause i fell.”
“wow you’re an idiot.”
“false bang.”
“don’t you mean flash bang?”
“no what you said was false so false bang.”
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