False Katy Perry Boner
when you hear a song by jessie j and you mistake it for a song by katy perry, which gives you a b-n-r.
i used to think that the song “domino” was sung by katy perry, which gave me a huge b-n-r when i would hear it. but then i found out it was jessie j, so it was a false katy perry b-n-r all along.
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