false-start fart


when you want to fart but can’t because you’re in a public place like a department store, so you start one off without letting it get to the point where it actually sounds like a fart. instead it sounds more like a pop.
i think i’ll be able to pull off a false-start fart over there by that nautica mannequin.

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