Falsenotifications


the facebook notifications you get when other people comment on things you have also commented on, write on event walls of which you are attending, or other useless notifications that are not aimed at you thus creating a false sense of gratification for having a said notification(s).
57 notifications!! wow im so popu…ah d-mnit theyre all falsenotifications from andrew’s status comments. i’m so lame.
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