famfacker
like the female homewrecker, a man who preys on women of all
relationship statuses who usually have
children. he carefully chooses women
who are awesome moms, attractive,
and have big hearts because they are the
ones who will always remember the
pain he caused. he weaves himself
into the circle and proceeds to fit right
in as if he has always been a part of the
family. the children enjoy his company
and playfulness, and “i love you” is often
exchanged between the man and woman,
and the man and children. after the man
has infected the family with his charm, love, and protection, and after he plants seeds of hopes and dreams, he f-cks the family by showing them he was just faking.
can you believe that famfacker weaved himself into my family for years, pretending to love and care, and then
left like he didn’t even know us!
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