family jewels


precious gems responsible for creating all families; i.e. “t-st-cl-s”
heather loved to suck his c-ck while fondling his family jewels.
t-st-cl-s; b-lls; nuts etc..
homer simpson: remember son kick ’em in the family jewels.
meaning to try to stand up to the bad things in life.
jar jar blinks doesn’t have the family jewels to prove his braverly.
man’s bat and b-lls!
ohhhhhh my family jewels.
uhm arent males the only ones with t-st-c-ls? i could be wrong of course rofl.
“my family jewels!”…………………
the latest ac/dc dvd
hey dude, do you own the family jewels dvd yet? by ac/dc?
johnson, jimmy, scr-t-m, n-ts-ck, nuts, goal area, goalline, manhood. the area in general, subdue to damage when not properly cared for.
no further explanation.

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