familywatchdog.us
a website which allows you to see just how many piece of sh-t low life child molesters live in your neighborhood.
mom: honey, i was doing some research today at familywatchdog.us and i found out that nice old mr. jones next door actually likes to fondle children.
dad: is that why he was so adamant about having johnny over for popcicles?
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