Fanjob
colloquialism originating in central scotland. a jobbie (poo) coming from your f-nny (v-g-n-). generally meaning something or someone unnatural or strange. most often used as a term of dislike.
sammi: did you meet the new girl? is she nice?
kara: i met her, but she’s a total fanjob!
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when a small or large portable fan is used to blow air onto a sweaty crotch or -ss area in order to dry it. this method has been proven to cure crotch rot and swamp -ss conditions for extended periods of time.
after sweating his pants off at work all day, michael rushed home to give himself the sweet relief of a fan job.
when a nude man lays on an elevated bed while naked women are tied feet first to a ceiling fan. the fan then continues to spin causing the naked womens’ face to make contact with the naked man’s p-n-s soon causing -j-c-l-t–n.
i received a fanjob while laying in my hospital bed.
a portmanteau of “fan” and “hand job”.
the act of providing fans of something with what they want to the point of potential loss of integrity of the artist(s) involved.
see also: fan service.
examples include:
-bands that perform the same song over and over even though they hate it.
-any anime girl drawn in skimpy clothing that is not her normal skimpy clothing
-william shatner appearing at any convention of any kind.
-princess lea’s metal bikini in return of the jedi
jesse: so i hear afi is on guitar hero: warriors of rock.
ronan: ya, one song and its “dancing through sunday”, wtf?
jesse: they just give the crowd what they want, it’s a fanjob!
process of sticking your p-n-s in an ocilating fan with the hope of -rg-sm and the hope that you wont get sprayed with your own seed.
ches asked for a fan beacuse he was lonely and needed a fan job.
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