Fanny Flute


a simple instument that only involves 1 female body. the player of the “f-nny flute” blows into the vag, and covers various orifices to obtain different notes.

they are ususally a main event festivals such as ever popular vag venues and c-nt contests, that take place annually in most large european cities.

a player of the “f-nny flute” is commonly known as a “f-nny flauntist”.

other related instruments include the p-ssy pipes etc

a very good performence not only needs a talented player, but also a well-tuned and appropriate female partner.

the women may also experience an -rg-sm during play, which some people say adds a extra dimension to the performance.
omg!, that f-nny flute solo that tristan performed at the london vagi vag venue blew my mind! he’s so talented, how’d he cover so many holes at once!

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