fanny like a burst couch
this is another name for a bucket f-nny aka a hole like a wizards sleeve. a woman who has this would say that her under carriage resembles an old burst couch left on the dump with all its stuffing hanging out the cushions! having s-x with this woman would be like putting a c-cktail sausage in a hot dog roll (no point to it)
oh my god, ive just lost my face in a f-nny like a burst couch! slurp!, slurp!, slurp!….and the face has gone!!!
it came at me from nowhere, at first i thought it was someone throwing an old couch out the window, but then i realised it was just my wife’s f-nny like a burst couch
this is another name for a bucket f-nny aka a hole like a wizards sleeve. a woman who has this would say that her under carriage resembles an old burst couch left on the dump with all its stuffing hanging out the cushions! having s-x with this woman would be like putting a c-cktail sausage in a hot dog roll (no point to it)
oh my god, ive just lost my face in a f-nny like a burst couch! slurp!, slurp!, slurp!….and the face has gone!!!
it came at me from nowhere, at first i thought it was someone throwing an old couch out the window, but then i realised it was just my wife’s f-nny like a burst couch
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