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• petecosmos

  slang for an exquisite p-n-s in reference to the p-n-s of the late pete cosmos himself ohhh let me get some of that petecosmos

• Crazy Aunt Syndrome

  the consistency of successful people to have at least one crazy relative. they inherit enough of the crazy genes to be different and unique, but not enough to be actually insane. steve jobs definitely has crazy aunt syndrome.

• donkey monkey stretch

  the act of s-xual dominance during copulation by rob towards gwen; hey guys ‘i donkey monkey stretched gwen last night’ (high fives all round) i’m not sure what i did with gwen and her head phones, but we sure as h-ll had a donkey monkey stretch!

• watchin college

  commonly used phrase for a n-gg- (black person) gettin laid. jeremiah:yo tyrel! tyrel: what up shawty!? jeremiah: how you doin these days nig!? tyrel: man, i be doin just fine! what bout you!? jeremiah: oh you know me, just watchin college and shootin hoops. tyrel: ah! shoulda known my boy was getting him some poon […]

• watermelon pit spitter

  its a disturbing , offense slang word for a black person omfg your such a f-cking watermelon pit spitter

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